Fat man

i don't know

A zombie of Jack Johnson Jr

= Crimes =


 * doo doo in no doo doo zone
 * Non-Consensual Toe Sucking
 * Earlobe Mastication
 * Murder
 * Human Trafficking
 * Animal Trafficking
 * Drug Trafficking
 * Public Indecency
 * Assault
 * Discharging a firearm in a disabled bathroom
 * Hate Crime
 * Existing
 * Destruction of Property
 * Kidnapping
 * Violation of Geneva Convention Codes (using mustard gas on an orphanage)
 * Theft
 * MAN
 * FAT
 * Money Laundering
 * Insurance Fraud
 * Tax Evasion
 * Conspiracy
 * Probation Violation
 * Trying to outpizza the hut 5 times in a row (his most violent crime)
 * Identity Theft
 * Overthrowing the Libyan Government
 * Indecent Exposure
 * Domestic Violence
 * Armed Robbery
 * Child Abuse
 * Disturbing the Peace
 * Sexual Harassment
 * Credit Card Fraud
 * Torture
 * Treason
 * Political Assassinations
 * Use of Child Soldiers
 * Pillaging
 * Gross indecency(had a homosexual relationship)
 * Speeding
 * War crime
 * Putting pineapple on pizza
 * Toe BDSM
 * Prostitution
 * Manslaughter: Involuntary
 * Manslaughter: Voluntary
 * Burglary
 * DUI / DWI
 * Racketeering / RICO
 * Trespassing on government property
 * Knee-capping a toddler
 * Taking an entire retirement home hostage
 * Shooting a field medic
 * Unlicensed gun usage
 * Hacking and disabling life support in 4 different hospitals
 * Usage of biological weapons (doge's semen/piss concoction on a civilian)
 * Arson
 * Theft of government prototype weapons
 * Motor vehicle theft
 * Vehicular manslaughter
 * Grooming
 * Jaywalking
 * Using tik tok in 2020
 * Using tik tok in 2021
 * Murdering 5 children at a pizzeria
 * Spanking Wgmlgz
 * Partaking in Jim Brown's Intergalactic Crusade in Africa
 * Unvirgining Olive Oil
 * Creating poisonous substances (Burger King foot lettuce)
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